Tag Archives: humor

Time Saver

“Joe Decarlo”, he says for the fifth time. You see, the first four times he carefully and slowly spoke into his cell phone, summoning Joe Decarlo’s telephone number to be automatically dialed, well, he had no success. He pauses in … Continue reading

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Time Travel

Today, something rather embarrassing happened to me. You see, I used the word “housework” in a sentence that I created and spoke out loud referencing me in current time. I was at the baseball field, at a practice with my … Continue reading

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Signs

Something caught my eye on the drive in this morning. It was a cow print design in front of a gas station. And, it said “Milk Sold Here at The State Minimum”. I did not know that there was a … Continue reading

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Closet Catholicism Revisited Again

Today, at my local Goodwill, as I perused the aisles waiting for something I don’t have or don’t need to jump out at me, there it was. A crucifix. It was a dark wooden cross with a shiny gold Jesus … Continue reading

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Do You Work Here?

I am at the Goodwill in my town. And, as often happens, a customer asks me “Do you work here?” I suspect my familiarity and confidence I exude while walking through the store translates into employee status. I answer her … Continue reading

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Quick Note

Well, I think my husband has reached that “men of a certain age”, or at least his parents want him to reach it. The other day, he received a piece of mail from his Dad. It was a hand written … Continue reading

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Nutribullet

I became very interested in the infomercial for this product, the Nutribullet (Trade Marked), early one morning as I flipped through the channels on the television. My interest in creative writing is what drew me in, as I listened to … Continue reading

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Grocery Cart

This morning at the grocery store, I ducked into the Women’s Room before digging into my list. And, right there, taking up the majority of the restroom is a shopping cart. A woman had brought it in with her. It … Continue reading

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Pen Pal

  Today I received a special letter.  It was addressed to me by name, written in blue pen in cursive.  I love getting letters.  My mail is most often bills, junk mail (right now quite a bit of political propaganda), … Continue reading

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The Backer-Inner

    I just witnessed one of my pet peeves. The backer-inner. Yes, at the soccer field.  She was the one with 5 minivans behind her, as she attempted to back into her parking space.  The parade of drivers watched … Continue reading

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