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A Familiar Journey

My drive in this morning was slow and deliberate. The snow and ice coupled with my severely diminished tire tread have allocated me to the slow lane, driving with my hazards on at 20 miles per hour.  This all seems … Continue reading

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Biotene

I saw an interesting commercial for a product named Biotene recently.  There was a picture drawn of a mouth with an animated cactus and a hot sun to demonstrate dry mouth.  Then came drawings of two teeth wearing sunglasses. These … Continue reading

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Standing Room Only (S.R.O)

The auditorium is full of people. The aisles are full of people sitting right there in the aisles.  There are about 20 people standing outside of the double doors, craning their necks to see the PowerPoint presentation projected on the … Continue reading

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Brain Freeze

                My local library has a box of old magazines that patrons can take one or two of for free. On the top of the pile is a Newsweek.  The front page has certainly piqued my interest.  It … Continue reading

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The Crock Pot Situation

My husband bought a crock pot, five years ago.  No, he hasn’t used it just yet. In fact, he hasn’t even taken it out of the box yet.  Oh, I’ve tried to be encouraging about the whole thing. After the … Continue reading

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Ten Butter Knives

I caught him doing it again. Can you believe it?  Yes, using the fork handle to spread butter on his toast. Oh, I’m going to figure this out. I have to. I am tired of the butter in the nooks … Continue reading

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Leaf Blower

On my way home today I spotted a man using a leaf blower. On his driveway. To blow the light dusting of snow off. Really.

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The IT Brief

I recently received an e-mail at work. The Subject line was “The IT Brief”.  I had to smile to myself. What exactly does an IT Brief look like? Does it have lots of little keyboards on it? Or perhaps lots … Continue reading

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You Can’t Lose if You Don’t Play

I have made some interesting observations about religion and gambling. I am always intrigued when I bear witness to this, a calling upon Him to bless the requesting individual with the precious gift of….. the winning numbers: boxed, straight, Powerball … Continue reading

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The Flip Flop

The flip-flop. It’s like a G-string for your foot. Where is the coverage? I really like it when the flip-flop wearer tries on shoes at the store, yes, bare back. Guess that’s like the ladies and probably some gents too … Continue reading

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