Monthly Archives: June 2012

Ashtray

Posted on June 20, 2012 by

     I am looking at a beautiful relic; an ashtray.  It is green and made of glass.  It is divided by a line of half circles.  This is where you rest your lit cigarette   in liue of holding it … Continue reading →

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Pete

Posted on June 20, 2012 by

    Today, I am not myself. I am Pete from ESPN Health and Fitness, so says my flannel zip up vest that I got from Goodwill.  It is perfect ; long enough, two pockets that zip closed, nice dark grey color, … Continue reading →

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Button Gap

Posted on June 8, 2012 by

     I suffer from a condition. It’s called button gap.  This is a condition that I actually did not know that I had, until I saw somebody else with this condition.  I was sitting next to a woman who … Continue reading →

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Island Vacation

Posted on June 7, 2012 by

     The sign says “Gas Station Self Serve Island”.  Sounds like a vacation get away.  Well there are extra long hoses to reach both sides of your vehicle. Now that is a perk. Another sign:  “Stop your engine.”  Well, … Continue reading →

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T.P. Campaign

Posted on June 7, 2012 by

      The toilet paper in the bathrooms at my job is getting thinner and thinner. I suspect they may have done this in incremental steps to keep us from noticing.  I am unclear on when this campaign actually … Continue reading →

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