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Monthly Archives: June 2012
Ashtray
I am looking at a beautiful relic; an ashtray. It is green and made of glass. It is divided by a line of half circles. This is where you rest your lit cigarette in liue of holding it … Continue reading
Pete
Today, I am not myself. I am Pete from ESPN Health and Fitness, so says my flannel zip up vest that I got from Goodwill. It is perfect ; long enough, two pockets that zip closed, nice dark grey color, … Continue reading
Button Gap
I suffer from a condition. It’s called button gap. This is a condition that I actually did not know that I had, until I saw somebody else with this condition. I was sitting next to a woman who … Continue reading
Island Vacation
The sign says “Gas Station Self Serve Island”. Sounds like a vacation get away. Well there are extra long hoses to reach both sides of your vehicle. Now that is a perk. Another sign: “Stop your engine.” Well, … Continue reading
T.P. Campaign
The toilet paper in the bathrooms at my job is getting thinner and thinner. I suspect they may have done this in incremental steps to keep us from noticing. I am unclear on when this campaign actually … Continue reading
