Category Archives: Humor

Zero Stars

Posted on February 7, 2015 by robin swetz

Robin’s Review for a Local Consignment Shop I began by calling the number listed on the web to check for today’s hours. The gentleman who answered the phone paused for a moment, and said “I guess we will close around … Continue reading →

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Two-For-One Special

Posted on February 7, 2015 by robin swetz

One place where there’s really not room for a two-for-one special would be at a stop sign. Just because I’m facing you and am taking a left turn in front of you doesn’t mean that two of you get to … Continue reading →

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Effort

Posted on February 7, 2015 by robin swetz

Today as I stood at the kitchen sink washing dishes, something caught my eye.  It was the unmistakable blur on the stove top of grease that had been wiped.  What else do I see; effort.  I see the effort made … Continue reading →

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Eleven Rusty Nails

Posted on September 27, 2014 by robin swetz

  Today, while waiting in my car for my son to return from his day camp, I was doing some general neatening and rearranging. I came across a pile of rusty nails, 11 in total. I know exactly where these … Continue reading →

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The Symbol Formerly Known as The Number Sign

Posted on June 2, 2014 by robin swetz

Hashtag, #, aka the symbol formerly know as the number sign, much like The Artist Formerly Known As Prince, who in fact gave up his lettered name for that of a symbol. So, the hashtag phenomenon has spread. I am … Continue reading →

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Two Minutes

Posted on June 2, 2014 by robin swetz

Okay. So I spent two minutes maybe even a bit less at Stop & Shop. Run in, run out. Apparently, Dad thought it was just a fine idea to have his daughter rifle through grocery bags to find her special … Continue reading →

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Man in the Road

Posted on May 15, 2014 by robin swetz

What is that man stopped in the middle-of-the-road? He doesn’t even have his hazard lights on. As I drive by I look in to see if I can get some more information. This is what I saw. A man with … Continue reading →

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