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Pete

Posted on June 20, 2012 by robin swetz

    Today, I am not myself. I am Pete from ESPN Health and Fitness, so says my flannel zip up vest that I got from Goodwill.  It is perfect ; long enough, two pockets that zip closed, nice dark grey color, … Continue reading →

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Button Gap

Posted on June 8, 2012 by robin swetz

     I suffer from a condition. It’s called button gap.  This is a condition that I actually did not know that I had, until I saw somebody else with this condition.  I was sitting next to a woman who … Continue reading →

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Island Vacation

Posted on June 7, 2012 by robin swetz

     The sign says “Gas Station Self Serve Island”.  Sounds like a vacation get away.  Well there are extra long hoses to reach both sides of your vehicle. Now that is a perk. Another sign:  “Stop your engine.”  Well, … Continue reading →

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T.P. Campaign

Posted on June 7, 2012 by robin swetz

      The toilet paper in the bathrooms at my job is getting thinner and thinner. I suspect they may have done this in incremental steps to keep us from noticing.  I am unclear on when this campaign actually … Continue reading →

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Stay or Go

Posted on May 24, 2012 by robin swetz

Stay or Go                  I am arguing with her again, and now I am yelling. We are on the highway, time frame looming, still a ways to go before the next exit.  She … Continue reading →

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Pink Flamingos

Posted on May 20, 2012 by robin swetz

I did the unthinkable. I adopted three pink flamingos, and have settled them in on my front lawn. My 8 year old son is in disagreement with my decision, asking me, “Is this necessary?” My 5 year old, now he … Continue reading →

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Road Atlas

Posted on May 19, 2012 by robin swetz

            I was at Target today, and in the discount bin, I discovered a Road Atlas, all 50 states for merely $2.50.  Each state had an 8 and half by 11 page dedicated to the … Continue reading →

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Rabbit Ears

Posted on May 19, 2012 by robin swetz

              I just drove by a television left out by the road for free.  Yes, it had rabbit ears, precariously perched atop its square flat head.  And, yes, it had two knobs, just two. They look plastic, and I … Continue reading →

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Closet Catholic

Posted on May 11, 2012 by robin swetz

    I met a closet Catholic today.  I was visiting a close friend of mine, and she was giving me a tour of all the updates she did to her home. She is so industrious, and I so admire that.  I … Continue reading →

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Moldy Bread

Posted on April 24, 2012 by robin swetz

I am into my third grilled cheese coming out of the pan when I notice, as the fourth one heads in, there is mold on the bread. Damn! I inspect the three grilled cheese sandwiches already prepared. Fortunately, they are … Continue reading →

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