Tag Archives: humor

Risk Taker

Today at the second hand shop, I met a risk-taker.  Yes, the customer before me in line.  She was purchasing 4 puzzles.  All 4 puzzles had elastic bands across them to keep the boxes closed.  Now, that is a risk.  … Continue reading

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Don’t Feed the Outfielders

    I am walking to my son’s field for his Saturday baseball game, fifth of the season. I spot a little boy on the outside of the fence dropping sunflower seeds into a very small hand pushed and squeezed … Continue reading

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Honored Guest

  Today, something very interesting happened. I was attending a training, and the last person arrived to find there were no chairs left for her.  One of the other seated participants signaled to the presenter that there in fact was … Continue reading

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Car Pilot

Today on the ride into work I saw a young man on a bicycle holding a Dunkin Donuts coffee in one hand, taking sips as he kept pedaling along. This reminds me of the time I saw a man on … Continue reading

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Freeze Pop Wrapper Stuck in the Fence

An interesting sight has caught my eye, a freeze pop wrapper stuck in a fence. It was clearly purposefully put there, after it was enjoyed on a hot summer day. The individual discarding it seems to be somewhat concerned about … Continue reading

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Drop a Dress Size

I just saw one of the cover stories on a woman’s magazine. It claims “Drop a Dress Size”. Just under that it says it is a 20 – minute secret solution. My brain is already turning this information around in … Continue reading

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Collector

                                                            Collector          I collect things.  Sunglasses, jewelry, plates, shawls, purses, blank journals, all of my children’s art work, blankets, scarves, ways my mother-in-law has offended me, other people’s abandoned grocery lists, old keys.     I … Continue reading

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Diamond Z-4

I learned about this product on an abbreviated info-mercial while watching early morning television. The diamond Z-4 is touted as a perfect piece, unlike it’s counterpart, a genuine diamond. The commercial points out that a genuine diamond has imperfections. The … Continue reading

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Ashtray

     I am looking at a beautiful relic; an ashtray.  It is green and made of glass.  It is divided by a line of half circles.  This is where you rest your lit cigarette   in liue of holding it … Continue reading

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Pete

    Today, I am not myself. I am Pete from ESPN Health and Fitness, so says my flannel zip up vest that I got from Goodwill.  It is perfect ; long enough, two pockets that zip closed, nice dark grey color, … Continue reading

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