I learned about this product on an abbreviated info-mercial while watching early morning television. The diamond Z-4 is touted as a perfect piece, unlike it’s counterpart, a genuine diamond. The commercial points out that a genuine diamond has imperfections. The diamond Z-4 has no imperfections. The commercial informs us that diamonds of this quality can cost you $30,000 and inquires why you would pay $30,000 for an imperfect diamond when you could pay $20 plus shipping and handling for a perfect Z -4 “daimondique”. Is this a serious advertisement?

Next, they talk about the Certificate of Authenticity. They will provide you a certificate saying that what you have before you is an Authentic z-4 “diamondnique”. A Certificate of Authenticity. Wow. Authenticating that the Diamond Z-4 is in fact a non-diamond. Yes, please provide me with documentation that you have printed out saying that what I have before me is a non-diamond. This Certificate of Authentication really seals this ridiculous deal. Please, yes, seal it up.