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Ten Butter Knives

I caught him doing it again. Can you believe it?  Yes, using the fork handle to spread butter on his toast. Oh, I’m going to figure this out. I have to. I am tired of the butter in the nooks … Continue reading

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Leaf Blower

On my way home today I spotted a man using a leaf blower. On his driveway. To blow the light dusting of snow off. Really.

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The IT Brief

I recently received an e-mail at work. The Subject line was “The IT Brief”.  I had to smile to myself. What exactly does an IT Brief look like? Does it have lots of little keyboards on it? Or perhaps lots … Continue reading

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Vinyl

I was at the Goodwill looking for just the right 33 vinyl records. As I sifted through the large collection of vinyl filled record jackets, many of them vintage, an older gentleman began to talk to me. He was one … Continue reading

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You Can’t Lose if You Don’t Play

I have made some interesting observations about religion and gambling. I am always intrigued when I bear witness to this, a calling upon Him to bless the requesting individual with the precious gift of….. the winning numbers: boxed, straight, Powerball … Continue reading

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The Flip Flop

The flip-flop. It’s like a G-string for your foot. Where is the coverage? I really like it when the flip-flop wearer tries on shoes at the store, yes, bare back. Guess that’s like the ladies and probably some gents too … Continue reading

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Time Saver

“Joe Decarlo”, he says for the fifth time. You see, the first four times he carefully and slowly spoke into his cell phone, summoning Joe Decarlo’s telephone number to be automatically dialed, well, he had no success. He pauses in … Continue reading

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Time Travel

Today, something rather embarrassing happened to me. You see, I used the word “housework” in a sentence that I created and spoke out loud referencing me in current time. I was at the baseball field, at a practice with my … Continue reading

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Signs

Something caught my eye on the drive in this morning. It was a cow print design in front of a gas station. And, it said “Milk Sold Here at The State Minimum”. I did not know that there was a … Continue reading

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Closet Catholicism Revisited Again

Today, at my local Goodwill, as I perused the aisles waiting for something I don’t have or don’t need to jump out at me, there it was. A crucifix. It was a dark wooden cross with a shiny gold Jesus … Continue reading

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